Attack Theatre: We're on a Boat!

Thu 6/28 5:30pm
Lock Wall One Marina at 23rd Street, Strip District

River cruise, cash bar, and light fare | $35 admission

On Thursday, June 28, join Attack Theatre for a river cruise that will surely float your boat! The SS Attack Theatre is setting sail on its annual cruise of Pittsburgh's three rivers. Attack Theatre's fearless captains, hearty crew, and passengers from every walk of life will revel in the end of another fabulous season. This voyage aboard Pittsburgh Luxury Cruises' Fantasy features a cash bar, lovely vistas, a first look at our upcoming season, and one hull of a good time.

We don't mean to sound stern, but don't miss the boat!


5:30pm - 6:30pm -- Boarding
6:30pm - 8:00pm -- Cruising
8:00pm - 8:30pm -- Docking

Aboard Pittsburgh Luxury Cruises' Fantasy

Lock Wall One Marina at 23rd Street, Strip District (next to The Cork Factory Lofts)


Lock Wall One Marina is right off the riverfront bike trail that runs through the Strip District. There are plenty of places nearby to lock your bike.

The Strip District is easily accessible by bus routes 54, 86, 87, 88, and 91. You can plan your trip at

There is plenty of free, on-street parking available in the area after 6pm (especially on Railroad Street, Smallman Street, Penn Avenue, and 23rd Street). There is also a $10 flat rate for parking in the lot on Penn Avenue between 24th and 22nd Streets. Enter from Penn or Smallman; exit onto Smallman.