We're on a Boat! (2017)

Tue 6/27 5:30pm
Lock Wall One Marina at 23rd Street, Strip District

River cruise, cash bar, and light fare | $35 admission

Dust off those deck shoes and break out your best boat attire, because the SS Attack Theatre is setting sail on its annual cruise of Pittsburgh's three rivers. Join Attack Theatre's fearless captains, hearty crew, and passengers from every walk of life as we revel in the end of another fabulous season. This voyage aboard Pittsburgh Luxury Cruises' Fantasy features cocktails, celebration, yacht rock, and more boat puns than you can imagine.

We don't mean to sound stern, but don't miss the boat!

This could be you.

*but maybe don't stand on the bow when you join us on the boat.



5:30pm - 6:30pm -- Boarding
6:30pm - 8:00pm -- Cruising
8:00pm - 8:30pm -- Docking

Aboard Pittsburgh Luxury Cruises' Fantasy

Lock Wall One Marina at 23rd Street, Strip District (next to the Cork Factory Lofts)


Free on-street parking is available throughout the Strip District (especially on Railroad Street, Smallman Street, Penn Avenue, and 23rd Street).



Feature photo courtesy of Joshua Sweeny